GPS WOES

Subtitle:

Wait, Wait, Don’t Leave Me

May 24, 2011

To navigate I went and bought Streets and Trips

To follow those waypoints and cute little blips

Till Karen told me it won’t work on my Mac

You need other software, so sorry Jack

I then went to Dave and said download my routes

Here’s my Garmin Extreme, it really toots

He said that’s a relic, a real piece of crap

It’s way obsolete and won’t take my map

Thwarted again, I knew not what to do

Till Steve said get a MiFi, it’s cool and quite new

But on the phone for two hours with tech support at Verizon

My navigational goals are still on the horizon

I tried my Garmin Nuvi and once again missed

It took me to a road that did not exist

My rig got stuck in mud slick as snot

Without Dwayne’s help I would be here – not

The good news for you is that it’s now all for sale

I’ll take half price to end this sad tale

From now on I vow I’ll take Dave Rabe’s advice

Just follow the hoof prints and roll the dice