The Strapper
(Australian for Crew)
June 14, 2011
I’m not a warlock or a witch
But I can tie a bowline on a hitch
Give me a ball and I can pitch
If you’ve got bites, I’ll scratch your itch
My jokes are good I am a stitch
If you don’t like them, go jump in a ditch
I never, ever get caught in a glitch
I think I finally found my niche
Though I know that I will never get rich
Just call me Strapper, the XP Camp Bitch