The Strapper

The Strapper

(Australian for Crew)

June 14, 2011


I’m not a warlock or a witch

But I can tie a bowline on a hitch


Give me a ball and I can pitch

If you’ve got bites, I’ll scratch your itch


My jokes are good I am a stitch

If you don’t like them, go jump in a ditch


I never, ever get caught in a glitch

I think I finally found my niche


Though I know that I will never get rich

Just call me Strapper, the XP Camp Bitch