May 23, 2011
Hello riders, are you ready to wail
On your fired up ponies down the XP trail?
Have you sufficiently bribed your reluctant crew
With beer, a TV and a little nookie too?
You’ve trained up now for over a year
And once or twice maybe shed a tear
Now the big day has come and you’re hoping for luck
Given that you have to deal with the Duck
But you needn’t fear cause Annie is here
To bring you a smile and all her good cheer
So goodbye to St. Jo and all our cares so shitty
Let’s get on our way to Virginia City